Sunday, January 15, 2006

The trouble with four letter words


Every time Sweet Bear says frog it sounds just like she is saying another much more famous four letter word!

On those days when I needed a good laugh I prompt her comme ca.

Me: "Say frog."
Sweet Bear: "Fruck."
Me: "Say frog again."
Sweet Bear: "FRUCK"

This continues until I am dying from laughter and she is saying fruck over and over giggling with joy to be such a clown! Each time that she says fruck so innocently and with such force, I can hardly contain myself!

My husband and I have lots of fun with this.

Hubby: "Is that my coffee?" (after I had asked him if he wanted coffee and he said no)
Moi: "You said you didn't want any."
Hubby: "I changed my mind." (as he is taking mine)
Moi: "FROG YOU! C'est le mien. (It's mine)"
Hubby: Frog you, too. (as he takes a drink out of it)
Moi: "Oh, FROG you one million times and forever! " (as I sulk off to make more coffee for me)
I let him win because he gives great foot massages.
But, he doesn't know that.

* I do try to correct her and repeat frog correctly just as many times as she pronounces it incorrectly. I am not that bad of a mother!